Season 1, Episode 4: Tail


"Sometimes you forget pop, you're the only one who thinks your jokes are funny." -Joey

"I love Mark, and despite the fact that you are acting like a perfect horse's ass right now, I love you. This is about the future, this is about ten years from now, this is about when Marky grows up, and you have your work, and what about me?! I want something that fulfills me, I want to have a purpose. I feel like if I go back to college and I get my degree, then maybe it's a step in the right direction. What this is about, Mike, is that I don't want to end up like your mother!" -Erin

"You just need to understand one thing. I have loved your mother my entire life. Don't you ever forget that." -Turk


Written by David Israel, Directed by David Grossman

Guest stars Kate Walsh, Paul Adelstein, Lisa Brenner, Tim Grimm, Jacqueline Williams, Rich Komenich, Hank Johnston, Adam Tanguay

Co-starring Dick Gjonola as Benny Salvatori, David Perkovich as Ray Ivanovich, Marilyn Dodds Frank as Adrian Greenwood, Craig Zimmerman as Bryce Stamos, Ryan Oliver as Rich Dolan. With Stan Adams as Arnold Beckman, Jeris Donovan as Princess Tara, Anne Jacques as Dottie Beckman, Margaret Kustermann as Natalia, Misha Kuznetsov as Nico Chermakyan, Eileen Niccolai as Teacher, Yasen Peyankov as Rasovsky, Michael Whitney as Viktor.